Saturday, June 25, 2016
Monday, June 20, 2016
FINALLY!!!! HERE IS OUR PLAY!... PRINT IT OFF AND BRING IT TO SCHOOL BY THURSDAY 06/23... THIS IS YOUR READING AND WRITING HOMEWORK! I HOPE YOU LIKE IT!
WORLD’S FUNNIEST FAIRYTALES
ACT
1: THE THREE LITTLE PIGS: 4 BOYS
PIG
1: Hello, people! Guess what: the government is going to give us two free
houses, since we are homeless. Isn’t it great?
PIG
2: Yayy!! And do you know the best part of it? We won’t have to do anything, we
can go to the beach for the whole week, then BOOM! The guy in charge will give
us the keys!! Great!!!
PIG
3: What about me? Am I not getting any house?
PIG
1: Nooooo!!!! You will have to build your own, hahahahahaha!!!
PIG
2: Sorry! No house for little brother piggy, hahahahaha!!!!
PIG
3: Well, I don’t care! I will build my own house, and it’s going to be better
than yours!! You will see!!
(The
two older brothers get their houses, one made of hay, and another one made of
wood. In the meantime, the youngest brother finishes his own house, made of
bricks and cement.)
WOLF:
Aha! So you got new houses, huh? Let me in!!!
PIG
1: No way!! This is my brand new house!
WOLF:
Ok, then I’ll blow, and blow, and blow, and I’ll take down your house!
(The
wolf steps on the house of hay and takes it down)
PIG
1: Ahhhhh!!! Brother, let me stay with, you, I’m so scared!
PIG
2: No problem, brother, we’ll be safe here. My house is your house.
WOLF:
Nooo! This is my house, and you are my lunch! Let me in!!!!
PIG
2: No!! I’ll never be your lunch!
WOLF:
So this is your final answer? Then I’ll blow, and blow, and blow, and blow, and
I’ll take down your house!!!
(The
wolf steps on the house of hay and takes it down)
PIGS
1 AND 2: Ahhhhh!!!! Little brother, please, help us!
PIG
3: Why? The government gave you great houses, right?
PIG
1: No! The house was a scamp, let us in!
PIG
3: I built this house on my own. I guess you won’t like it.
PIG
2: Of course we will! Please, have mercy on us
PIG
3: Uhmmm…But, you did not have mercy on me…Sorry, This house is just for me!!
WOLF:
And you two are all for me!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I’m going to get you!!!
PIGS
1 AND 2: Nooooo!! This is so unfair!!! Ahhhhh!!!!
PIG
3: Houses given by the government?? No way!!!!
ACT
2: PETER PAN: 3 BOYS, 2 GIRLS
(Wendy,
John and Michael are in Neverland. She is trying to calm them down, with no
results)
WENDY:
John! Michael! Would you please sit down quietly? I’m trying to read a book to
you, guys!
JOHN:
Boring! Can we google it? It’s easier! Reading a book is so old fashioned!
MICHAEL:
Or we can just check the movie on YouTube! It’s so much cooler than this!
WENDY:
Gee, why you have to be so spoiled and nasty with me? I wish someone could help
me with this!
(Peter
Pan enters)
PETER
PAN: Wendy! Don’t worry about this anymore! Tinkerbell!!!
(Tinkerbell
enters chatting on the phone)
TINKERBELL:
What? I’m chatting with my bff’s. Can’t it wait??
PETER
PAN: No, we must help these people in need! Can you stop chatting for a
minute??
JOHN:
Who is this ladybug dressed up in green? Is she really going to help us? And
you, midget?
MICHAEL:
Pleeaseee!! You’ve got to be kidding me. I’m not in need anyway. Well, speaking
of which, it would be great if we get out of here! I want my bed and my
computer!
WENDY:
You see? It is impossible to deal with this guys, they’re always bugging me,
and my dad always makes me take care of them, and I can’t stand it anymore!
(crying).
TINKERBELL:
For goodness sake! You are such a complainer! This situation is completely
annoying me! So tell me now, what do you want? I’m posting a video in Snapchat!
PETER
PAN: Gosh! Don’t be that selfish! Spread some precious dreams and pixie dust,
please!
TINKERBELL:
(tired and bored) There you go! Happy now??
JOHN:
Hey Tinkie, if you’re bored we can take off somewhere else.
MICHAEL:
No, no, no! I saw her first! Besides, I know a place where we can eat the best
pizza ever!!
TINKERBELL:
What? This a joke, right! First of all I’m a sushi kind
of girl, and second, and most important: You two are a couple of toddlers! I’d
rather be with high school guys! Bye, bye! (She takes a selfie and leaves)
PETER
PAN: (to Wendy) And you really think you’re having a hard time with these two?
Look what I have to go through every day. I’m going to take off.
WENDY
(trying to calm down the boys) This is so unfair!! (crying)
ACT
3: BEAUTY AND THE BEAST: 1 GIRL, 3
BOYS
(Bella
enters the castle with a little bit of fear. Lumiere and Cogsworth watch her
entrance with plenty of joy)
BELLA:
Hello! Is anybody here? Excuse me; I’m looking for my father!
LUMIERE:
Cogsworth, look! It’s the girl! The girl we’ve been waiting for, she’s here,
she’s here!!
COGSWORTH:
for goodness sake, Lumiere! What’s all that excitement about? Remember that if
the girl sees our master, she will run away from here terrified.
LUMIERE:
I don’t care! We have to do our best to make stay here. Don’t you think she is
beautiful?
COGSWORTH:
Mmmm… I don’t know. She looks sort of messy, and those clothes….It is obvious
that she hasn’t gone shopping in a while. Are you sure she’s the right one for
a princess?
BELLA:
Hello!! (SCARING THE OBJECTS) Is it me or you are criticizing the way I look?
Pleaaasee! You are acting like women.
LUMIERE: No, no,
no, mademoiselle! I was
talking about how beautiful you are. He was the one who was criticizing you,
weren’t you, Cogsworth?
COGSWORTH:
Thanks a lot, Lumiere, excuse moi, mademoiselle, we were discussing the
possibility that you are the one who can fall in love with our master. Would
you like to meet him? He’s a little bit grumpy, but…
BEAST:
What is she doing here??? Nobody is supposed to enter my castle! Get out, you
are not welcome here!
BELLA:
So this is your master? This is the one you want me to fall in love with?
BEAST:
What do you mean, I am supposed to scare you! Don’t you feel terrified of me?
BELLA:
Come on, dog! With that hair all over the body and those nasty teeth? You don’t
look scary, you look GROSS! Try some waxing and teeth withering, please!
BEAST:
So you think I’m gross… But I’m rich, I have a castle, many carriages, a lot of
food in my kitchen, nice clothing for you and PLENTY OF BOOKS! I know you like
them….
BELLA:
Mmmm, interesting… In that case, I could change my mind, you don’t look that
nasty after all. Can we take a ride in one of your carriages??
BEAST:
of course, baby! Goodbye, candlestick, and you, piece of junk! See you!!!
LUMIERE:
Do you see, Cogsworth? It worked, they fell in love, and the spell is finally
going to be broken! This is so exciting!
COGSWORTH:
Lumiere, wake up! Don’t you see she’s a gold digger? Nobody fell in love, man!
We are going to be objects for the rest of our lives!!
LUMIERE
AND COGSWORTH: This is so unfair!!!
ACT
IV - TOY STORY: 2 BOYS, 1 GIRL
(Woody
is in Andy’s room, cleaning up his boots and hat, when out of a sudden, a new
tow toy makes his appearance)
WOODY:
Excuse me! Do I know you? This is my owner’s room, and I am his favorite toy!
My name is Woody.
BUZZ:
Toy?? I’m not a toy, I’m a space Ranger! As a member of the elite Universe
Protection Unit of the SPACE RANGERS corps, I protect the galaxy from the
threat of invasion of evil Emperor Zurg, sworn enemy of the Galactic Alliance.
WOODY:
yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever… Did you fall from your shelf or something? You are
a TOY!! You’re not a space ranger, you can’t fly neither you can shoot with a
laser! Wake up, android!!
BUZZ:
And you are a tiny and sad cowboy… and I pity you.
JESSIE:
Yeehh hahhh!!!! Can I say something? Hey space ranger, my cowboy dude over here
is right! We’re just toys!
WOODY:
Cowboy dude? Who are you, anyway? Jeez, I’m being invaded by intruders, insane
intruders!
JESSIE:
relax, sheriff. I’m Jessie, your companion in our TV show “Woody’s Round Up”.
Well, I’m actually a dismissed action figure since my owner decided to donate
me for charity. Isn’t it sad?? (Crying)
BUZZ:
Oh! My dismissed action figure, I don’t have any problem to take you back. I
can be your companion, if you want.
WOODY:
no, no, no!! She is my companion! You want to take my bed, my owner, my fellow
toys, my partner, and you don’t even think you are a toy? Watch this! (He rips
off a wing from Buzz’s suit)
BUZZ:
Oh no! It’s true! I’m just a non flying toy, made in Taiwan! The girl next door
is going to use me to drink tea with her beheaded dolls! (crying)
JESSIE:
No!!! Don’t you worry, my space ranger, I can mend your broken wing, and you
can take me to fly together. What do you think? Maybe we can find another
owner, a cooler one!
BUZZ:
Sounds great! I’m sorry cowboy; I’m going to take off! See you around!
JESSIE:
Sorry, Woody, I’m taking a ride with my space ranger, I can’t be your companion
anymore, -besides, our show was canceled 30 years ago. See ya’!!
WOODY:
this is so unfair!!
ACT
V - FROZEN: 2 GIRLS, 2 BOYS
ANNA:
Do you want to build a snowman?? ♫♫come on, let’s go and play!!!♫♫♫
ELSA:
Let it go, let it go, ♫♫ can’t hold it back anymoooreeee!!!♫♫♫♫
ANNA:
Elsa! You again! When are you going to realize that I’m a better singer than
you???
ELSA:
What?? Of course not!! Everybody knows I’m a better singer, Besides, I can
freeze people just by extending my arms!
ANNA:
And? What’s that got to do with singing?
ELSA:
easy, I can freeze your voice forever if you keep bothering me!
OLAF:
girls’ girls, stop fighting! You should not compete about that all the time,
you both are amazing singers, but let’s be honest: I’m the greatest singer of
all time. Listen: “Oh, the sky would be blue, and you guys’ll be there too♫♫♫ When
I finally do what frozen things do in summer♫♫♫ In SUUUMMEEEERR!!!♫♫♫
KRISTOFF:
Goodness! What’s going on here?? Is this a musical or something? It’s so
annoying to try to live with such egocentric people!
ANNA:
Kristoff, you’re my boyfriend! You have to take my side in everything! Go on;
tell them I’m the most amazing singer!
ELSA:
Olaf, back me up! I’m the best singer ever! I started singing before you, ginger
head, I’m your big sister!
OLAF:
Sorry Elsa, but I have to back myself up! No one can beat the sound of my
voice.
KRISTOFF:
Please… What’s coming next? American Idol?? You are two spoiled, daddy’s girls,
and you are a SNOWMAN! Once you get out of this cold in Arendelle, you’re going
to melt. Who’s going to listen to a melted snowman?
OLAF:
(crying) you don’t have to be so mean! You said it: they are girls, they have
the chance to sing whenever they want. I’m just a poor snowman, and you’re
right, I can melt anytime soon.
KRISTOFF:
Oh, I didn’t know you felt so bad about it, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to hurt
your feelings.
OLAF:
well, I am. Mi singing is the only thing that makes me feel better about
myself. Could you please support me and tell them that I’m the best singer of
all??
KRISTOFF:
Sure, I got your back, dude. Ladies, I must say that of you all, Olaf is the
best singer.
ANNA:
Whaat? You’ve got to be kidding me!
ELSA:
I’m sure he manipulated you. He does it all the time!
OLAF:
Ha!! In your face!! I’m the best, I’m the best, I’m the best! And I’m not going
to melt ever because poor naïve Elsa put a spell on me with a personal
snowfall! Bye, bye, losers!!
KRISTOFF:
Sorry girls, but I’m also sick of you singing the same songs over and over
again: ♫Do you want to build a snowwmannn??♫ Let it go, let it goooo!!!♫
Enough, I’m out of here!! See you!
ANNA
AND ELSA: This is sooo unfair!!!!!
ACT VI DESCENDANTS: 2 GIRLS, 3 BOYS
(The
descendants enter in the sports court, bragging about how evil they were)
MAL:
Muahaha!!!! I’m so glad my mom taught me how to be the most evil witch. I’ll
make history!!
EVIE:
Apart from evil, I’m the most beautiful princess ever known. That’s what I got
from my mom.
JAY:
Please: don’t you have anything better than discussing over who is the most
beautiful? Being evil is enough!
CARLOS:
Yeah! You should be thinking about what’s the next evil plan we’re going to carry
out.
MAL:
I know! We could place spinning wheels all over the kingdom and make everybody
sleep forever!
CARLOS:
Is that your idea of evil? Really? Why don’t you better hug all of them and
give them a kiss? Jeez… I think we should kidnap all the dogs in the kingdom
and use their fur to make lots of coats!!
JAY:
Whooh!!! I’m so scared!! Who needs coats anyway? The most evil we can do is to
banish them out of the kingdom for good.
EVIE:
Yeah, because it worked perfectly for your dad, didn’t it? Nothing is crueler
than spreading poisoned apples all over the kingdom, that’s what I would do!
And that way I would be the most beautiful girl.
PRINCE
BEN: Hi guys! Are you, by any chance, the offspring of the villains of the
fairytales? I’m Ben.
EVIE:
Are you a prince? Because my mom is the Evil Queen. So I’m a princess. And I
can be your princess if you want me to.
MAL:
Come on, Evie, are you going to fall for him? His parents banished our parents
out of the kingdom and made them live in that nasty island for good, remember??
I’m not glad to meet you.
BEN:
please, don’t reject me at once! I have a proposal for you.
JAY:
a proposal?? Keep talking, and make it quick, we’re running out of patience.
BEN:
Ok, ok! I would like to invite you to live in the kingdom, with all the
benefits!
CARLOS:
What do you mean with benefits? You’d rather make a good offer, because we are
in a very bad situation in this country. The scarce is getting worse and
worse…and we are hungry!
BEN:
Don’t worry, you will get everything you need: food, medicines, personal
hygiene items, baby supplies, car tires, and so on…It is going like it used to
be 17 years ago.
MAL:
Are you serious? It’s hard for me to believe that. We’ve been in such a bad
situation lately…
EVIE:
Mal! Don’t be so skeptical. Look at his eyes. I’m pretty sure he’s telling the
truth.
BEN:
believe me, I want you to come. And even if it was hard for me to do it, I
would do it for you. You are absolutely beautiful.
EVIE:
What are you falling in love with her?? But I’m the princess!!
JAY:
Oh, no! I saw everything! There’s going to be a cat fight over this guy. Hold
those claws back, girls!
CARLOS:
Don’t worry, Jay. Let’s leave these three here chatting while you and I take
off to the kingdom.
JAY
AND CARLOS: yeah!
MAL:
Ok, let’s suppose I believe you, and I decide to stick together with you.
What’s next?
Ben:
We all could dance together, what do you think? (SET IT OFF – DANCE)
Friday, June 17, 2016
Hello!!! Here is our list for the SPELLING BEE CONTEST ... Good luck to you all!!!
4th grade
Spelling Bee List
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delay principal portion skeleton
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amaze argue foreign request
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break dew toothbrush reckless
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fraction Sunday make-believe package
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activity computer flashlight marriage
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graceful mustard twenty-two bandage
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gleam attitude absent-minded fringe
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believe cookbook nevertheless fragrance
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speck shampoo slammed excellence
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creature crooked bragging disorder
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restaurant raccoon spinning unplanned
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reason proofread striving displease
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tonight
marooned breathing unclear
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delight howl quizzed rearrange
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ignorant amount traveled discontinue
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recognize cloudier phoning weakness
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twilight thousand wandering clumsiness
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district applaud grinning speechless
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oatmeal awful entertained numbness
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known earring stunning resourceful
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approach
upstairs tiniest appointment
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continent weary friendlier hollow
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accomplish barnacle butterflies capture
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throat awareness categories reward
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weight weird communities standard
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creek thirst multiplied enough
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challenge
thirteen ache stampede
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vane thorough earthquake bushel
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jealous earnest squeeze clothing
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whiskers wrinkle
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bracket knuckle
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nephew folktale
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vibrate design
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sandwich pleasant
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farther magazine
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although guilt
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neighbor type
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fortress guarantee
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mattress submarine
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January
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geography
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punctuate
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February
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shower
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beggar
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whenever
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barrier
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traitor
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bother
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nickel
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ankle
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juggle
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squirrel
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pretzel
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triangle
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however
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remember
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together
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grandmother
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November
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interview
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kneel
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handsome
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wrinkle
Thursday, June 9, 2016
Special homework. Due Monday 06/13
Hello! ... since you guys did such an awesome job in our science fair. ... your special homework is to rest and have lots of fun. ... but don't forget to study for our social studies presentation! It might be soon!
Have a great weekend. ..
Happy Sushi :)
Monday, June 6, 2016
Spelling list # 33
Write the spelling words in your notebook, the write a paragraph using 10 word from the list. Due 06/09
Thursday, June 2, 2016
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